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Here's a video of a Tesla vehicle taking the saying "move fast and break things" to heart.
I don't think I have a better sneer than "in its defence, that tree did look like a child" from the YouTube comments.
Aren't you supposed to only use whatever "self-driving" nonsense they have on highways only? I thought Tesla explicitly says you can't do it on a normal road cause, well, it doesn't fucking work.
It doesn't even seem the driver is actually holding the wheel like they don't try to avoid that at all
Just a second before the crash a car goes by, this thing could've just as easily swerved right onto that other car and injured someone, someone should at least lose their license for this
Maybe officially Tesla does, but the feature is called "Full Self-Driving" and Elon Musk sure as shit wants his marks to believe you can input a destination and let your car drive you all the way through.
So, yes, Tesla should at the very least lose their business licence over this.
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Ah you see, this is proof that FSD is actually AGI. Elon told the FSD that it needs to maximise tesla profits. The FSD accessed a camera pointing at a tesla earnings report and realised that it could increase the value of tesla’s carbon credit scheming by taking out trees, hence the events of the videoIm reminded of the cartoon bullets from who framed rodger rabbit.