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submitted 4 days ago by LinkOpensChest_wav to c/libertyhub

The genocide and deportation weren't bad before because 2020-2024 were The Biden Years, and everything was good during the Biden years. Nothing anti-queer happened those years either because A Democrat Was In Office, so just remember how good we had it then. Deporting and imprisoning immigrants wasn't bad during those years either because I'm sure Biden treated them nicely because he was a Democrat, and therefore, a nice person. Just like Harris, who was also nice. And Walz who only called the National Guard on Black protestors because he knew it was right for them, in all his wisdom as a Democrat.

But now. Now genocide is bad again because the onarge man is in office, the man who shits in a diaper and looks weird. Did I mention he's orange? And also fascist? Unlike Democrats, who are progressive in every way and never appear to be fascist. Don't you understand democrats only voted against trans people because we have to play The Game? We have to win the elections! We really, really want to win elections! We don't want to win so badly that we would stop supporting an unpopular genocide or deporting latinx people, but other than that ... we REALLY want to win you guys, so won't you please donate to us and vote harder for us in the future? We need to make an even bigger flashing globe next time to win so that people won't remember all the dead and dying brown children they saw in their feed, which again, was good because those were the Biden years, the Democrat years, as a reminder, therefore good!

And America good! We need to save America! Because America has only ever been good. We Civilized the indigenous people, put the black people to work, and don't forget that if you suspect your latinx neighbors of not showing enough party devotion to us, the Democrats, you should call ICE. Yes, you should call ICE just like they suggested on reddit and facebook because we need workers in this country and things haven't been so good since the 13th amendment, and we need to use that "except as" to our advantage. That's our goal. To reach across the aisle in a bipartisan effort to preserve the important things America really stands for.

So never forget how good things were during the Biden years and how bad things are now. In case you need some help, I've made a helpful flow chart:

Democrats -> good things

Republicans -> bad things

Now get out there and remember to tell people they're bots if they say bad things about The Party!

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[-] LinkOpensChest_wav 16 points 4 days ago

Satire. I don't really like our single-party genocidal slave state or agree with the things it stands for, which I referenced above.

[-] gregs_gumption@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago
[-] doubtingtammy@lemmy.ml 11 points 4 days ago

Yes, liberals and capital-D Democrats are clowns that unironically believe the OP. You get it.

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