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[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 21 points 1 day ago

On a related note, I was just searching fdroid for a signal app. I didn't find one, but I did find an app that tracks your Morning Wood

[-] antiquity2038@reddthat.com 21 points 23 hours ago

Didn't think you were serious.

[-] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Dafuq kind of insight do i gain from it...

[-] antiquity2038@reddthat.com 4 points 6 hours ago
[-] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Huh, ED caused by depression...never knew those were linked.

Interesting info, thank you.

[-] prole 1 points 1 hour ago

I'd be shocked if they weren't linked.

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 points 2 hours ago

Really ? I don't think I ever experienced this regularly ever. I have otherwise no issues getting it up

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 9 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

encouraging collaboration and innovation

Yes, let's "collaborate" in regard to our morning wood.

"Hay bro, would you mind 'innovating' with my erection this morning? No homo"

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 12 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Yep, thats the one

Edit: lol you're downloading it?

[-] NudeNewt@lemm.ee 4 points 21 hours ago

lol you're downloading it

As they should

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 5 points 16 hours ago

Why? Its just going to show that I wake up with an erection 100% of the time. What's there to chart?

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