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[-] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 103 points 1 week ago

When people get married they should come up with a completely new last name for them both.

[-] raoul@lemmy.sdf.org 99 points 1 week ago
[-] nicknonya 76 points 1 week ago

our beautiful baby boy Robert 3de2d34e-a089-4a5a-acd8-b00d7c7eb07a

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

I mean it's not far off from Musk's X AE ZigZag VII Advent Children and Kkkopernicus Diceware Password kids.

[-] JohnAnthony@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah, little Bobby 3d we call him

[-] batmaniam@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Calm down Enoch Root

[-] zea_64 10 points 1 week ago

There's even a website cataloguing them all! https://everyuuid.com/

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[-] Scrollone@feddit.it 2 points 1 week ago

I identify myself as a ULID.

[-] spujb@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 week ago

came here to make this exact comment, was delighted it already exists XD

[-] cobysev@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

A coworker of mine did this. He and his new wife took parts of their last names and blended them together to create a unique new last name for both of them.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I hope it wasn't a tragedeigh

[-] syklemil@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 week ago

A lot of last names here are frozen patronyms (e.g. at some point some dude named Hans had kids; now there are lots of people calling themselves his son, Hansen) or place names. I kinda like the place name bit: Just give kids last names to a place they have a connection to. Where they were born or conceived or something.

[-] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

🎤 My name is chika-chika Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Error: Exceeds character limit

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 12 points 1 week ago

Dragon Rider The Bathroom At The Roller Rink

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago

Also jobs. Lots of millers, smiths and hunters etc

[-] Mickey7@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Ironically no one had the last name of "prostitute" or "harlot"

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

The job was named after Joseph Hooker

[-] hungryphrog 7 points 1 week ago

I, John Prostitute, am offended by this.

[-] syklemil@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah, doesn't seem to be a thing in Norway, but it could probably be revived for the countries that did that. Like Sheryl Copywriter or Ross Youtuber or whatever.

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

“London”: Not too bad, works ok.

“Climax”: …

“Tallahassee”: Pretty frickin’ awesome as a nickname but not sure formally.

“Syracuse”: I syr-acuse that of sounding dumb.

But regardless, besides all the “Von” or “De” or whatever names I’m willing to bet that modified or old spelling last names based on places are totally a thing that we also just decided to stop doing.

[-] syklemil@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, like the -berg names (e.g. Stoltenberg), it's likely the family farm if you go far enough back. My family has a name that's an island and the settlement on it. Taking a profile picture next to the town sign that's also our last name is pretty common (for a name of a few hundred people).

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Where they were born or conceived or something.

“Hi there, Mr. Dumpsterbach.”

[-] Mickey7@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Certainly in the long past your last name was probably derived from the town or area that you lived in. I don't think it would work today.

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

You'd end up with lots of people in each area having the same name.

[-] vzq@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

And we do! The most common name in the Netherlands translates to “the Frisian”.

[-] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Terrible idea. People clearly already struggling at naming kids. Coming up with a family name will be endless letters making the wrong sound, random sections being 'silent', so many puns or references to things, corporate advertising "oh it's the X.com family!"... Terrible, just terrible.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

We could always do what Iceland does.

I'm sure that will scale up to much larger populations without issues.

[-] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Are you saying that the people who came up with the original surnames are more qualified than people today? At least with my idea when people come up with a new name they have to use it themselves, rather than their defenseless children.

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 11 points 1 week ago

My wife and I actually did this, sort of. Not a completely new name, but we took her grandmother's name, rather than either of ours. Or, her great grandfather's name, I suppose.

[-] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 7 points 1 week ago

The only reason I wouldn't want to take my partner's name, or have the partner take mine, is the same reason I wouldn't want to blend. It's just a headache to make sure everything is changed. It's why you see a lot of people who published research before their marriage continue to publish under the same name even if they changed their name. It's a major hassle.

[-] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Sure it's a headache. So why does the woman have to do it? I think either keep your names as is or both people change.

[-] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think either keep your names as is

Uh... that was exactly what I said...

So why does the woman have to do it?

And that was exactly what I was saying I wouldn't do...

[-] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

That's great we're in agreement. Your comment said "... a lot of people who published research before their marriage continue to publish under the same name even if they changed their name."

So I didn't read your comment as saying woman shouldn't change their name, because you're describing women changing their name, and then not using the new name in a specific context.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

My wife was made fun of for her last name until she was like 25 (her social group sucked), so she was delighted to changed her name when I asked her if we were going to use mine or hers. I still don't entirely mind changing mine or keeping it: I'd gotten a few public works built around town and one of them was named after me, and if I took her name the chances of getting them to change the name of that shelter were fuck all. You can only be the center of the universe for so long. So it just kind of worked out for both of us.

[-] julianwgs@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

In Germany the current government had the idea (but never follow through on it) to allow a married couple to form a new last name based on their last names. Funnily enough the article mentions that this meshing of names is already possible and getting more popular in the USA and Great Britain.

https://www.rnd.de/panorama/namensrechts-reform-kann-man-bald-zwei-nachnamen-vermischen-3AOXUKZP6VFV3IFKWBFLKWXBQY.html

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah, you can legally change your first and your last name to pretty much whatever you want as long as it isn't deemed too offensive in both the U.S. and the UK.

https://listverse.com/2024/02/21/10-bizarre-legal-name-changes/

Big props to the kid who legally changed his name to Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk and The Flash Combined

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 1 week ago

No thanks. I don't care what my hypothetical spouse wants to do with their last name but I'm not changing mine. Sounds like a pain in the ass.

[-] dandelion 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It is a pain in the ass, a burden that is put on the woman. Men don't even have to consider changing their last name if they don't want to, (straight, married) women have to consider if they will betray expectations by not taking her husband's last name.

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