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[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

To a small degree they exist. At least for the parents of said children. My kids’ school frequently asks for parent volunteers to go on field trip to help watch the kids.

[-] Lupus@feddit.org 11 points 2 months ago

Do I have to bring my own cattle prod or do they provide those?

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I believe the school system provides those for free.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Then they'll be issued guns

[-] Zorsith 2 points 2 months ago

I'm concerned how powerful these cattle prods are that the Department of Energy is involved /s

[-] Lupus@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

"I hooked mine up to a car battery, sends a third grader flying 'cross the room I tell ya" - some hillbilly probably

[-] mx_smith@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah ours used to do that, and now they require a full background check before you can volunteer. So no field trips.

[-] Serinus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The background check is pretty easy. Costs less than $20 iirc.

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Perhaps they've done something totally awesome that means they can't pass one?

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