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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 147 points 10 months ago

Always love how republicans and conservatives are constantly so preoccupied with sex, sex, sex all the time and in ever more imaginative and obscure ways.

I now associate their religious beliefs to sex, Jesus, sex, guns, sex, the American flag and sex.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 85 points 10 months ago

Did you say “Jesus sex”?

[-] alphapuggle@programming.dev 36 points 10 months ago

Is this the second cumming?

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

It wasn’t the first temptation of Christ, and it sure as hell won’t be the last.

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Jesus is coming…. grab a towel.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago

Not healthy sex - fucked up power-games sex.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago

... so S&M and BDSM? .. the power of the Lord, with a ball strap to your mouth.

[-] KaRunChiy@fedia.io 33 points 10 months ago

It can't be, because BDSM is too consensual for them

[-] blackbelt352@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Consent is the cornerstone of BDSM and ideally any kind of power exchange is discussed beforehand and freely agreed upon by all parties involved.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

Oh good .... what's the safe word in Texas then?

[-] blackbelt352@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Hold yer horses

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I think they mean the "You want the job, but not the dick? That's not how this works." kind of sex.

[-] tiefling 22 points 10 months ago

Genital Obsessed Party

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

“The government needs to stay out of people’s lives! Unless it’s the private activities of people I find icky, then they should control the hell out of them!”

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

Modern conservative mentality ... "Everyone should suffer and be sacrificed for my benefit, in this life and the next!"

.... actually, it's always been like that,

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