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maybe getting attacked by a bald eagle needs to happen more often
I imagine a bird of prey could relatively easily be trained to go for his hair (E: though I don't actually know shit about it lol). Any falconers out there up for the task?
No need for training; the bird should be able to instantly recognize roadkill.
That's exactly why I assumed it'd be easy to get the bird to target him specifically lol
Why put a bird at risk? Just use a drone.
Better yet, Crows. They'll fuck with someone for generations if you do things right.
Raptors can see eight to ten times better than humans.
No way they'll be able to find his hair.