[-] spider 65 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

if men giving birth was possible

...abortion would be a sacrament.

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[-] spider 40 points 9 months ago

That's a different Jesus, though -- Republican Jesus.

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[-] spider 43 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The price spikes are driven by avian (bird) flu.

There have been several outbreaks here in the States over the past year or so and we're in the middle of yet another one.

I was able to get a dozen large eggs for about $1.60 in October; now they're at least twice that.

[-] spider 45 points 10 months ago

But we need to get those egg prices down!

/s

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[-] spider 37 points 10 months ago

Yet another example of so-called "conservatives" wasting taxpayer dollars.

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Doodie rule (www.youtube.com)
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[-] spider 54 points 10 months ago

Nov. 5, 2024 has been officially identified as the cause of the fire.

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[-] spider 42 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"We're sorry to inform you that an intellectual property claim has been filed by UnitedHealth Group Inc against this design of yours on TeePublic"

If UnitedHealth really filed that claim, they're even more tone-deaf than I thought.

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[-] spider 107 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If more women opened a Bible instead of their legs

That's why your a good woman

(bold added for emphasis)

This guy needs to open a dictionary.

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Musical chairs rule (www.youtube.com)
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[-] spider 56 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

When you start using it only to relax sore muscles, you are officially old.

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Layoffs rule (archive.is)
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[-] spider 84 points 11 months ago

Mr. Goldenberg said, "but what's disturbing about this is it's mainstream."

It's even more disturbing that necessary medical care being denied by insurers is mainstream, as it has been for decades.

[-] spider 49 points 11 months ago

(because who are we kidding, they do no work)

Well, they might have to walk if no golf carts are available...

[-] spider 50 points 11 months ago

In the post, the singer-songwriter said he'd initially asked Trump to cease use of the song, but then changed his mind after noticing that "Trump seems to genuinely like Y.M.C.A. and he's having a lot of fun with it."

It's possible that Trump's use of the song has benefited Willis personally as a recently adjudicated writer of the song in a U.S. district court case in 2015.

The musician went so far as to thank Trump for choosing to use the song.

In other words, he's about as principled as Trump.

Money talks.

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