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BRING IT ON NITPICKY NUKE NERDS

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[-] FredFig@awful.systems 13 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

You're correct that I can't stop them from making pants on head stupid decisions, but I'm not going to stop making fun of them.

very likely making it economically viable…

They're going to fund currently economically nonviable nuclear plants to power their currently economically nonviable genAI schemes? Over the time horizon of ~~25 years~~ a decade (edit: misread the article) before they scale up energy capacity at all past the rnd stage? Maybe pants on head is too generous.

[-] Broken_Monitor@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

I’m not crunching the numbers over here, but they must be making money off AI if they’re doing this. I’m sure they have further plans that aren’t public yet.

I’m not a fan of AI, so if Microsoft or Google ends up in a dumpster fire because of all this I will never stop laughing about it. I just don’t expect it.

[-] V0ldek@awful.systems 14 points 18 hours ago

but they must be making money off X if they’re doing this.

is such a laughable, ridiculous thing to say, like what the fuck dude, where did you get this idea from even

[-] Broken_Monitor@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Yeah corporations love spending massive amounts of money on projects with no return on their investment. Microsoft is signing a 20 year contract for massive amounts of power for funsies, and totally handing out copilot licenses for free to all the other corporations that are adopting it.

Have you ever sat in a meeting with corporate people? All they every think about is money money and more money. Laugh all you want - MS is doing the laughing as every company scrambles to adopt AI purely out of fear of being left behind, and they are paying for it. The install base is already so huge for the OS, this is the easiest payout they could ask for. They have to shit the bed HARD to fuck this up.

[-] MBM@lemmings.world 1 points 1 hour ago

The tech industry runs on investors spurred on by hype and promises of huge profits somewhere in the future

[-] sc_griffith@awful.systems 3 points 10 hours ago
[-] bitofhope@awful.systems 4 points 7 hours ago

Fortune named Enron "America's Most Innovative Company" for six consecutive years.

Some Wikipedia editor has a nice sense of comedic timing, placing this right before the article picture and the infobox before dropping the

At the end of 2001, it was revealed that Enron's reported financial condition was sustained by an institutionalized, systematic, and creatively planned accounting fraud, known since as the Enron scandal.

[-] Broken_Monitor@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Man the internet is wild. I say MS probably has a plan to profit from AI based on their 20 year contract for nuclear power and you guys are like “but Enron failed!” Holy fuck ya really reaching to pick those cherries now

[-] blakestacey@awful.systems 4 points 6 hours ago

Your blithe trust in capital fails to be endearing.

[-] self@awful.systems 4 points 5 hours ago

it’s weird that Enron of all things was the line for them

[-] froztbyte@awful.systems 11 points 15 hours ago

I’ll take “comments posted with extremely definite and concrete knowledge of current operator spend and market dynamics” for 2c, Alex

[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 12 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Yeah corporations love spending massive amounts of money on projects with no return on their investment.

This message squirted into the ether from my Zune

They have to shit the bed HARD to fuck this up.

Fun fact: The default color for the Zune was brown.

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