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submitted 2 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/news@lemmy.world

The "stolen valor" guy is a coward.

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[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago

he's probably hiding between his lover's cushions.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

I hear he's been cheating on it with a futon.

[-] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 83 points 2 months ago
[-] KnightontheSun@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

Dude, you need an NSFW tag on that! /s

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm at work 😭

Also dawg tell me that username is from doug

[-] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Aah eeh oooh 😉

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Glue a small, gray pearl at the top in the center fold. Perfection.

(There's a tip in there for some of you guys. If you can find it.)

[-] A_cook_not_a_chef@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Like he would even pay attention to it 🙄

[-] ccunning@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

😲
“GUYS! Get me my glove!”

[-] TacoEvent@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

Haven’t physically LOLed in a long time. Excellent work sir.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Well when you put it that way...

[-] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Yeah, it's a guy from the ottoman empire

[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

That would be Peter Thiel's ass cheeks.

this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2024
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