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[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 2 points 33 minutes ago

When life hands you lemons...

Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?'

Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down

[-] PenguinMage@lemmy.world 1 points 21 minutes ago

Maybe the cat is guarding them from some thieving whores.... I know they're not on a tree but you can't be too careful.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 points 56 minutes ago

"Hey, hasn't it been about 10 seconds since I got stuck in the lemon tree?"

[-] trijste@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 hours ago

Cat looks high as fuck

[-] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 hours ago

If life gives you lemons, suck on them with some vodka

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 1 points 47 minutes ago

May as well go for a caipirinha

[-] TheRealShadeSlimmy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, but what happens when he learns how to make a combustible lemon?

this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2026
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