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[-] yemmly@lemmy.world 102 points 2 years ago

Corrected headline: Three crazy guys say stupid shit that no one should pay attention to

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

People saying stupid shit is my kink.

Does walking around with a constant boner/puddle/etc get awkward ever?

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago

I can only speak for myself but my boner puddle is barely an inconvenience.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I tuck it into my waist band and wear a flannel tied around my waist to hide my boner puddle.

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Dirk Diggler over here can reach his waistband.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Here’s some stupid shit: water can’t be wet. Kink on that!

[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

The water molecules next to other molecules of water are drenched but some water molecules like on the edges of wet surfaces are not surrounded by other water and must be less wet than other water.

Water is variably wet depending on its situation and location.

[-] crusa187@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Found the guy from the video comments! Thank you for your service.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

It's amazing how well the outrage trick works, considering the billions of times it has been played.

[-] K0W4LSK1@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 2 years ago

Honestly masturbating to them was the longest most uncomfortable session of my life but the most worth it

[-] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Well now I have masturbated ~~over~~ to them too, what are they gonna do about THAT?

Edit: fixed English

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 11 points 2 years ago

Masturbate over you!

[-] udon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

(that is the joke)

[-] yemmly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I feel like “masturbate to” is the way to say it. But I’m not an expert.

[-] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah not my mother tongue, definitely sounds better

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

Masturbating over someone makes me think of the last few minutes of a lot of porn where the man/woman is down on their knees waiting for the money shot.

Honestly, a pretty funny mental imagine with these 3 involved.

[-] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago

Haha I see it, doing my part to send them to hell too, I'm going there anyway

[-] dudinax@programming.dev 18 points 2 years ago

Why wouldn't you want to go to heaven. You'll get to hang out with these guys.

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

(I'm not agreeing with them.)

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

What if this is some Briar Rabbit esque trickery and that was their fetish all along

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

sigh fine... unzips pants

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