fuck I ate this one hard, had me seething by the end lol, thinking how could someone be so shameless

difference between reality and fiction is that fiction has to be believable

ah I see it now

the wig coulda just fallen apart, no? just because it poofs away doesn't mean it was his real hair. besides, hair doesn't just do that, but a wig might imo

because a lot of them are just as guilty

Epstein didn't kill himself

you accidentally forget to pay ur credit card minimum for one month and you're docked so many credit score points that you're ineligible for being given a loan.

but we bail out these megacorps time and again and just keep letting them operate like nothing's amiss

shit's borked (intentionally, to favor those with means)

per the episode with the Hash-Slinging Slasher, when Squid gets spooked his hair grows out and it's a dark brown/black color. obvs the show is pretty inconsistent with its "lore" so it's ultimately whatever, but I think Squids hair in this pic is a wig or was dyed

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I was gonna say cruise ships and coal power plants and airplanes

weaponized incompetence