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Family Spends Relaxing Weekend Destroying Outdoors
(theonion.com)
"The father plans to follow up next weekend with several days shooting animals for his own amusement."
I am a Wyoming resident. It is impossible for me to accurately describe how bad it gets around this time.
Sounds like it's time to bring back the tradition of tying dipshits to trees for 3-4 days. They'll get the message.
fuck I ate this one hard, had me seething by the end lol, thinking how could someone be so shameless
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