You are essentially a blob of fat, salt, and nerve endings piloting a bone mech with meat armour.
Yeah it sounds cool but I use the mech to update spreadsheets
My body is a machine for turning the flashes of tiny little lights precisely arranged on a slab of glass into little taps of my thumbs on precise positions on that glass slab.
The meat is not just armor though - a skeleton alone has no capability to move itself, the meat provides the translation between thought and action, while the skeleton is merely a framework upon which the meat rests.
Yes, but all of these are bound by fundamental physical laws. Cause and effect. You are a deterministic machine.
You are a meat mech that operates on congruent biological principles. Therefore, everything you do is de facto "logical".
My pseudo random number generator is shit.
47
Super predictable.
I will need to raise a security ticket.
Reality is not concerned with "logic"
I've yet to see evidence to this effect
difference between reality and fiction is that fiction has to be believable
The difference between "believable" and "logical" is as wide as a cardboard box with a cat in it.
Have you seen a platypus?
But its so complex, it managed to reach the biggest thing on the night sky and to disappear all other points
Beat me to it. Thanks for posting it!
What the hell was the original context for this painting? 😆
It's an illuminated manuscript depicting Saint Denis and Saint Piatus, said to have been decapitated for their beliefs.
Statue of St Denis
Edit: comes from this book: https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Livre_d%27images_de_madame_Marie
No evil like christian holyness or something.
Maybe they’re martyrs? Sometimes they’re depicted as walking around with their fatal injuries.
They are actually comparing their new hairdo.
My thoughts exactly. All I can think of is that religious devotion requires giving away your brain??? It really is a bizarre illustration
I have a theory that initially a lot of these works were made for a laugh, like an old timey joke picture, and over time people kept adding meaning to them.
Like someone makes a rude and crude painting of a giant cock with eyes, makes people laugh, and a few thousand years later some bloke in a trilby goes "hmm, yes, it seems these people worshipped a penis god at this point in time. Also it clearly reads a prophecy, 'deez nuts'. Fascinating."
"Deez", likely a derivative of Latin "Deus". They were clearly a god fearing people!
that's Byzantine artwork for ya! here's a post from an art history community that discusses the painting. quite interesting! https://www.reddit.com/r/ArtHistory/comments/e1h0sy/jesus_and_felix_regula_exuperantius_1506/
Wow what a way to depict them! Also, "cephalophoric" sounds like the saints are part octopus 😅
The cephalophoric saints Felix, Regula and Exuperantius (patron saints of Zurich), holding their attributes, their severed heads, before Christ, 1506, Zürcher Veilchenmeister. (Schweizerisches Nationalmuseum, Zürich)
The idea behind such a depiction is that those saints were killed when their heads were cut off. So it was decided that they would be honoured to be traditionally presented like that in painting. There are no less than 134 such saints.
Mm electrified head jello :3
“We’ve probed several of them, they’re meat all the way through”
It’s not meat, it’s pudding.
Consider where that theory came from.
Don’t these guys have potato with electricity inside?
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