My tinfoil hat can run linux

Yeah the Netherlands has basically a dedicated bicycle infrastructure meant for pedal cycles. There is a whole bunch of context for this story that is easy to miss if you don’t live there.

It’s not about cars vs e-bikes - it’s about not being allowed to bring an ultra powered bike that’s unsafe for other riders. It’s more akin to how your car has to follow regulations to be allowed on the road.

That shit about noise is just old people being old people. It’s the potential safety issues that got these bikes held up in customs.

He’s rich, his justice system is not the same as ours

If pornhub statistics from before they pulled out of Texas (pun intended) are any indication, they’re statistically likely to like the naughty corner.

Which word do I mispronounce to make the rhyme work? Distro bih-stro? Or dee-stro bistro?

I think the “Congratulations, homosexual!” aperture science meme sums it up pretty well.

Oh ho ho, not just in public my friend

go to open fridge

handle is just an image skinned over a flat surface

sad times

“Wait, why isn’t the monster I’ve created listening to me??”

thinks current sex toys are gay

obsessed with getting dudes off so good they won’t want women anymore

Hmmmmm.jpg 🤔

Space balls 2: the quest for more money

Jokes on you I’m a tardigrade