This is the weirdest cyberpunk future.

On one hand, we have surgeons performing surgery with literal augmented reality,

On the other hand, if you’re poor you’ll never have an iota of a chance of seeing that doctor.

Jesus fuck, they look like teenagers. Second from the camera looks like a dude I played smash bros with.

Glad they made the brave choice to surrender. Makes me feel grateful I had a peaceful childhood.

“Did she do it because she’s not black? More from our thinly veiled racist guest at 8.”

Deh terk er jerbs!

I want off mr. bones wild ride.

Glad you and your lizard are safe!

It was when I was holding leftmost lane position passing a semi and it beeped and tried to steer me into said semi that I decided it can fuck off for ever lol

Any roadblocks? Any roadblocks? Squaaa, any roadblocks?

At least this most recent tech bro explosion is hilarious to watch. Crypto was just people putting blockchains in things that didn’t make sense, that was boring.

They convinced Google to replace a best-in-class search engine with an AI that makes shit up or regurgitates Reddit shitposts. Amazing.

They named it Arya? As in, Aryan with the N cut off?

I bet that whoever came up with that thinks they’re clever as shit… fuckin morons.

Best I can do is them banding together to fuck normal people over and extract as much cash as they can

This timeline is so dark I feel like it owes us this - please let him get elected and booted a second time