https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcKsT46vHkc

If what Eminem taught me is true, you should be hanging around cows for that.

I can't find the clip at the moment, but in one of my favorite shows - American Dad! - there's a moment where the main protagonist declared z's no longer cool, decreeing that they must all be replaced with s's. Then says: "Sorry, sleeping people, you sound like snakes now."

This reminds me of that.

edit: Correct typo.

Perhaps he works off the extra calories by constantly carrying around the excess.