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It's a little long, but there's a morel at the end....🍄 🍄

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[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

Amanita minute to recover from this one.

[-] shiftymccool@programming.dev 4 points 3 days ago

In my experience, there's very rarely a morel at the end

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 4 days ago

Eat shiitake.

No, that's too harsh, I should button my lip.

Don't you know it spore manners to come in hot with language like that?

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

Man, this uncle's a fungi.

[-] KittenBiscuits@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago

No cap, I forgot what community I was in, and was hoping for tips for finding the fun ones.

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 4 days ago

If what Eminem taught me is true, you should be hanging around cows for that.

[-] naeap@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

That's actually true for some variety of it
At least for P. Cubensis. But e.g. the liberty cap will grow just somewhere in grass land - as far as I know, not living in the region and not much of a hunter myself

But cow dung mushrooms were the topic of some friends in my youth. So I guess, that is a good place to start

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 3 days ago

Well, thank you for the education! I'm not in that culture and doubt that I will be (no judgement, I'm just not involved), so everything I know about it is from that one Eminem song I referenced.

I didn't even know the basic facts about more mundane mushrooms until some started growing in my front yard and I asked co-workers.

[-] naeap@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago

Mushrooms are actually awesome - in every way, not just psychedelic

One of the coolest kind of species we have on earth

But I don't know much either, just scratching the surface - but with excitement ;⁠-⁠)

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 3 days ago

Agreed on all points; thanks for sharing your excitement with me!

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 2 points 4 days ago

That pun is creminil

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 2 points 4 days ago

Groan.

Fine, take your upvote

this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2025
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