May the capital police show far less restraint if next time happens.

Solution: stop fucking conservatives

At what point does this become jury tampering? Veiled threats should never be taken lightly, especially since Fox is an entertainment organization and not news, as they've argued in court previously.

'Murica: lightly chuckles at the "low" body count

Vote for a single payer system (Medicare for all) if you want out

This is a wonderful trend. May all tribes exercise their discretion on their land.

Dear dumbass,

Please remove your abandoned property.

Love,

Attorney with the easiest job ever

Obligatory fuck Comcast

Every system is perfectly designed to get the result that it does.

• W. Edwards Deming

But we saved thousands of dollars along the way!

"GM decides to become a data broker"
FTFY

The lemmon party