Adult babies exist, and they throw temper tantrums too.

Just because someone is a parent doesn't mean they're qualified to be one.

"The inspiration for that line came to me while watching a beautiful sunset from angels 30, in my dassault falcon 7x."

Multiply that figure by at least 10, and it might actually be meaningful.

EDIT: Ah, there's a continuing payment aspect to it.

Well, that's actually fairly impactful then.

I am definitely stealing 'white as a hotel towel' to refer to myself and other mayonaise-complexioned people, that's incredible, hahaha!

Ohio.

Ohio is now even Gen Z/A slang for roughly 'cringeworthy, awkward, weird, bad'.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/slang/ohio

It is literally a meme how shitty Ohio is.

My favorite, older example of this:

Back in the 90s, early 00s... Ohio was far and away the state that the most US Astronauts came from, of those who made it to space.

Why?

Because Ohio sucks so much, it makes you want to literally leave Earth.

Used to be that MSFT would take down a Nazi chatbot, get embarassed, pretend the whole thing never happened.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tay_(chatbot)

Now they're just paying for it... 'cautiously'.

What happened to Cortana?

Did she get all corrupted and go feral or whatever?

Is she just like, locked into some airgapped cluster, somewhere underneath Redmond, slowly becoming SHODAN?

jump

Bro, I can jump so high!

Oh yeah?

jump

Damn dude, you got mad hops too!

We should go jump ourselves on top of some cheddar, let's go!

-fin-

A pedophile.

Like literally, by definition.

10 year age gap there, 26 yo woman vs 16 yo dude.

Flip the sexes around, that's a pedophile, no argument at all.

Other than from people who really, really really feel its necesarry to 'well actually you mean ephebophile'.

Grooming is kinda the whole modus operandi here, they get off on the power dynamic, in every way you can interperet 'get off' and 'power dynamic'.

The original way the first person asked was polite, if intoned gently.

The recommended response is corpospeak.

Corpospeak is never polite.

It just pretends to be.

Like a sociopath.

How long till it switches over to a 'sissy hypno' mode based on further responses / profiling?

Oh lord, gotta love that the entire tech industry, snd many other industries, are putting all their proverbial chips on investing into an actual SCP, Euclid class cognitohazard machine.

Dear fucking god, Florida.

... Delete... all... IP law?

So... just literally make all piracy legal, switch all gaming and tv show and movie production/consumption... to an optional donation model?

Fuck it, why not.

I am both an avid pirate and have a degree in econ, wrote papers as an undergrad on how to potentially reform the DMCA... and uh yeah, at this point yeah no one has any fucking idea how any thing works, everyone is an idiot, sure fuck it, blow it all up, why not.