You're there for moral support.
Those dumb phrases and your mere npc-like presence may seem dumb, but you may not be aware that you've got roughly a 3 meter AoE, 25% boost to her max stamina, as well as a -50% to her stamina loss rate going on.
Level up the companionship skill tree a bit more and those buffs might apply to you as well!




The average American is as literate as a 5th to 6th grader.
https://www.thenationalliteracyinstitute.com/2024-2025-literacy-statistics
5th to 6th graders are 10 to 12 years old, normally.
So uh... yep, mhm, the average American is about as stupid as a 12 year old, that's a bit on the optimistic side though.
Dude's theory isn't really wrong, Americans are dumb and immature as fuck, and yes the statistics exist to back that up.