[-] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 day ago

What if we used 100% of the brain to make memes?

[-] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 weeks ago

That guy has never done anything to help me

[-] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 24 points 3 weeks ago

My girl always knows where the hot sauce bottle is

[-] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 114 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

tax-funded Medicare-for-all

Is there another way to do it, or do they just want to add a scary word?

[-] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 41 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Have you tried watching the same media over and over and over?

edit: and over

[-] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 41 points 10 months ago

Too many jrux

[-] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Your 15-minutes of post-combat looting recovers...

-ten dice rolls later-

Three arrows, saving you ...

-twenty seconds of math-

0.3 copper!

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[-] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 year ago

Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport... fine I'll show you.

[-] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 41 points 1 year ago

No, you have your digital id in a database that also has a link to a picture of the precious. There is no implied ownership of the image.

[-] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 46 points 1 year ago

Arizona is our "floor is lava" theme park

[-] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 year ago

You wonder why spaceships have self-destruct option?

[-] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago

Look at the time! It's vacuum AM

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