[-] salvaria 33 points 4 months ago

Oh, so this is how the zombie apocalypse in The Last of Us started.

[-] salvaria 42 points 8 months ago

Doesn't mean it isn't cute/funny when it does happen, though. Just this week my SO pronounced chihuahua as "CHA-HOO-A-HOO-A" so I told them "you know this word, it's the taco bell dog" lol

[-] salvaria 34 points 8 months ago

I appreciate the corners being cut off of this meme

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Hi all, I'm trying to replace this battery for my wireless keyboard, but I'm having trouble finding something with similar properties. Does anyone know a good place to find a replacement online? Thanks!

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Sunbathing in the yard

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[-] salvaria 34 points 9 months ago
[-] salvaria 44 points 9 months ago

I always thought writing essays was the stupidest part of any class because it's entirely up to the teacher's viewpoint on whether the essay was good or not. I finally had a prof in college that REQUIRED us to have a meeting with him with our first draft in hand so that he could critique them before actually turning them in for grading, and suddenly it became so much easier to get good grades on essays.

[-] salvaria 39 points 9 months ago

I wonder if those elk think he's really handsome or ugly AF

[-] salvaria 35 points 9 months ago

for anyone else who is curious, it's the first one

TOLEDO, OH (WTOL) - A Toledo woman is out of the hospital after her son stabbed her over a cheeseburger at an apartment building in the 400 block of West Bancroft in central Toledo around 1 a.m. Friday.

Police arrested 18-year-old Aaron Dean. He has been charged with one count of felonious assault after an initial court appearance Friday morning.

Police say Dean choked and stabbed his mom because she didn't bring him a cheeseburger.

Dean's mother says when she walked in her front door her son asked her where was his food. "And I'm like 'boy you just sat there and ate.' He's like 'you can't bring none in here without bringing me something to eat.' So, he just smacked my burger out of my hand and then we got to fighting."

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[-] salvaria 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I did this one time on a dark rural road, and not only did they blast my retinas with the equivalent of ten thousand supernova when they turned on their brights, but they also turned on their flashing blue-and-red lights on top of their car for a second.

oops

[-] salvaria 39 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, random substances? I can agree with you, save the medicine for when you really need it. But ibuprofen isn't random.

[-] salvaria 32 points 1 year ago

My stupid what?

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