[-] salvaria 35 points 1 month ago

I think that your intentions are good, but you're missing the point. If someone doesn't like what you're calling them, just don't call them that. I don't think if someone was called dude and didn't like it, that they would assume the worst, they would just ask you to please not call them that.

[-] salvaria 36 points 1 month ago

Thank you for your hard work on making blahaj a great place for everyone!

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No sprechen sie deutsch (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 8 months ago by salvaria to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Don't speak German but "Extreme Wetter" looks right to me

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submitted 10 months ago by salvaria to c/196
[-] salvaria 42 points 10 months ago

Doesn't mean it isn't cute/funny when it does happen, though. Just this week my SO pronounced chihuahua as "CHA-HOO-A-HOO-A" so I told them "you know this word, it's the taco bell dog" lol

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Mario and Yoshi Set (fullcleared.com)
submitted 10 months ago by salvaria to c/lego@lemmy.world
[-] salvaria 34 points 10 months ago

I appreciate the corners being cut off of this meme

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Rare birb and bun combo (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 10 months ago by salvaria to c/bun_alert_system@lemmy.sdf.org
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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by salvaria to c/sbubby@lemmy.world

A glittery, gold-colored letter banner reading "SHID ๐Ÿ’ YEE ๐Ÿ’ ASS" - originally reading "SHE ๐Ÿ’ SAID ๐Ÿ’ YES" for an engagement party

[-] salvaria 45 points 11 months ago

C'mon, don't be so obtuse, you knew what they meant

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submitted 11 months ago by salvaria to c/til@lemmy.world

So the tailor doesn't touch your penis when they're measuring you

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submitted 11 months ago by salvaria to c/fdroid@lemmy.ml

Hi guys, I'm looking for a countdown calendar app that can tell me how many days it is until a certain day in the future. It'd be nice if it could save the date so that I wouldn't have to continually re-enter it. Is there anything good like that on F-Droid?

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Replacement Battery (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 11 months ago by salvaria to c/selfrepair@lemmy.ml

Hi all, I'm trying to replace this battery for my wireless keyboard, but I'm having trouble finding something with similar properties. Does anyone know a good place to find a replacement online? Thanks!

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flopped bun (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 11 months ago by salvaria to c/bun_alert_system@lemmy.sdf.org

Sunbathing in the yard

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Fellony, a felon (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by salvaria to c/nominativedeterminism@feddit.uk

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[-] salvaria 44 points 11 months ago

I always thought writing essays was the stupidest part of any class because it's entirely up to the teacher's viewpoint on whether the essay was good or not. I finally had a prof in college that REQUIRED us to have a meeting with him with our first draft in hand so that he could critique them before actually turning them in for grading, and suddenly it became so much easier to get good grades on essays.

[-] salvaria 39 points 11 months ago

I wonder if those elk think he's really handsome or ugly AF

[-] salvaria 35 points 11 months ago

for anyone else who is curious, it's the first one

TOLEDO, OH (WTOL) - A Toledo woman is out of the hospital after her son stabbed her over a cheeseburger at an apartment building in the 400 block of West Bancroft in central Toledo around 1 a.m. Friday.

Police arrested 18-year-old Aaron Dean. He has been charged with one count of felonious assault after an initial court appearance Friday morning.

Police say Dean choked and stabbed his mom because she didn't bring him a cheeseburger.

Dean's mother says when she walked in her front door her son asked her where was his food. "And I'm like 'boy you just sat there and ate.' He's like 'you can't bring none in here without bringing me something to eat.' So, he just smacked my burger out of my hand and then we got to fighting."

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B-MMER (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 year ago by salvaria to c/vanitypl8s@lemmy.world
[-] salvaria 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I did this one time on a dark rural road, and not only did they blast my retinas with the equivalent of ten thousand supernova when they turned on their brights, but they also turned on their flashing blue-and-red lights on top of their car for a second.

oops

[-] salvaria 39 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, random substances? I can agree with you, save the medicine for when you really need it. But ibuprofen isn't random.

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