Is a ski mask just a beanie that covers your entire head? If so, I guess this still makes sense: 
Bank robber lol
Imagine if the tow truck guy was ALSO a sov cit and he took the contract and did the sovcit magic and signed his name in red ink at a 45 degree angle on this contract lol. Do you think the original guy would be like "hmm OK yup, you got me" or would he double-down?
I think one of the hardest things to overcome for me is that I don't have to "get it". As long as it doesn't hurt anyone, who cares? Even if it "makes you uncomfortable", there are so many situations that might have made you uncomfortable the first time you experienced them - did all of those uncomfortable situations result in something terrible? If not, then we should embrace being uncomfortable as a transitional period that could end in something really cool!
Looks like his desk is a great place to use the bathroom instead!
The article title is a little misleading - the tadpoles of this frog don't poop because they're only in a small amount of water and they'd quickly foul it if they pooped frequently like other animals. Instead, they wait until they start to become frogs, then they safely poop outside of their spawning pools.
some shrikes are also known as butcherbirds because of the habit, particularly of males, of impaling prey onto plant spines within their territories. These larders have multiple functions, attracting females and serving as food stores.
It would have cost you zero money not to post this
Wasn't someone saying "toot toot" and farting a part of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide? Lol
It is Wednesday, my dudes.
"No dickheads allowed" lol
Edit: wait that's the company's LOGO?! Let me laugh even harder
Edit 2: I was hoping they'd explain what the hell their logo is, and translating their "About Me" page gave me this: "Incifra was founded in 1983 and was the first in Italy to dedicate itself to the trade of queue management snails, the symbol of the company."
"Queue management snail" meant nothing to me as an American so I took the original Italian and image searched it:
... They make ticket dispensers. How the fuck does your logo convey that?!
You know what, well played, Incifra - your company does indeed prevent people from being dickheads