I prefer uncut. Sometimes, when it's cut, you can tell that it's been done poorly and it looks really weird. Sometimes it's so bad, I need to get a knife and fix it before the main event! Other times, it's too large and I need to cut it down to the right size before I shove it in my mouth.

I hate when they fuck up my pizza slices :(

"No dickheads allowed" lol

Edit: wait that's the company's LOGO?! Let me laugh even harder

Edit 2: I was hoping they'd explain what the hell their logo is, and translating their "About Me" page gave me this: "Incifra was founded in 1983 and was the first in Italy to dedicate itself to the trade of queue management snails, the symbol of the company."

"Queue management snail" meant nothing to me as an American so I took the original Italian and image searched it:

... They make ticket dispensers. How the fuck does your logo convey that?!

You know what, well played, Incifra - your company does indeed prevent people from being dickheads

Is a ski mask just a beanie that covers your entire head? If so, I guess this still makes sense: Bank robber lol

Imagine if the tow truck guy was ALSO a sov cit and he took the contract and did the sovcit magic and signed his name in red ink at a 45 degree angle on this contract lol. Do you think the original guy would be like "hmm OK yup, you got me" or would he double-down?

From Genius:

"Guns N Roses guitarist Slash – who wrote most of the music for this song – wanted the repeat of the chorus to change to:

Where the girls are fat
And they’ve got big titties

Lead singer Axl Rose didn’t go for it. Instead it follows with nice sights most Americans long to find. Particularly for being better than usual (after all, the grass is always greener on the other side).

Note the alliteration: grass, green and girls."

Thanks for the fun fact! I didn't know this.

I think one of the hardest things to overcome for me is that I don't have to "get it". As long as it doesn't hurt anyone, who cares? Even if it "makes you uncomfortable", there are so many situations that might have made you uncomfortable the first time you experienced them - did all of those uncomfortable situations result in something terrible? If not, then we should embrace being uncomfortable as a transitional period that could end in something really cool!

I wonder what his DOGE douche is going to think about that

Looks like his desk is a great place to use the bathroom instead!

Link to article

The article title is a little misleading - the tadpoles of this frog don't poop because they're only in a small amount of water and they'd quickly foul it if they pooped frequently like other animals. Instead, they wait until they start to become frogs, then they safely poop outside of their spawning pools.

It is Wednesday, my dudes.