Career tip #345 : memes

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 74 points 3 months ago

The villain we need

[-] Carvex@lemmy.world 67 points 3 months ago

You forgot the most important, smallest, highest ranking beanie, the yarmulke!

[-] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

That's pretty good hahaha

[-] timestatic@feddit.org 67 points 2 months ago

So the Jews are running the world after all!

[-] salvaria 65 points 3 months ago

Is a ski mask just a beanie that covers your entire head? If so, I guess this still makes sense: Bank robber lol

[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 28 points 3 months ago

Ah yes this stupid ass post that thinks baristas are making more than construction workers and forklift drivers…

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Not to mention drug dealers, which can vary a lot

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 months ago

as someone with an unreasonably large head, the gamer beanie still too small

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Right? Fuck all these small headed people that look good with beanies. I just want my ears to stay warm!

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

For real though get a Carhartt. They make high quality shit for workers. I got a new one for Christmas and I can't imagine a head too big to fit, I gotta roll it up.

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago

I don't wear a beanie, that explains why I keep failing upwards.

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 5 points 3 months ago

Yea, I don't know anyone, anywhere I've ever worked that wore a beanie.

Except when I did construction, or mechanic, or maintenance... You know, where we were outside in the cold.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago

False. I wear no beanie at all and am not yet emperor.

[-] zagaberoo@beehaw.org 6 points 2 months ago

You fell into the asymptote; even the mighty beanie can't divide by zero. Try wearing a single thread from a beanie instead.

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Then you should probably put your beanie back on before the guards see you...

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Why would I wear a beanie and have cold ears?!

[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Because you are going bald lmao

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

My hairline is receding faster than the Russians, but my ears are what I'm what I'm worried about.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Woah hey why do you have to bring up the fact that Tim Pool is going bald?

[+] AhismaMiasma@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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[-] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 months ago

How so?

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 17 points 3 months ago

People see what's in their own head.

[+] AhismaMiasma@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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[-] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago

I'm Jewish and that comment was funny, lighten up there's no indication that's what it was

[-] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Do UX designers control the world?

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That post extrapolated a possible new tangentsl meaning by taking the concept based on actual common trends of wearing beanies to an extreme by applying it to different a head covering and was obviously a joke. That was fun!

You inserted meaning that wasn't there by speculating that the 'real' joke was something not even pictured or relevant to twist the joke into something negative. While there is a ton of shitty memes out there this is not one of them.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Haha I see what you're referring to but what would be different in the meme in the case that it wasn't a dog whistle? I feel like the extrapolation is purely in your head

[-] Shawdow194@fedia.io 8 points 3 months ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kippah

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Make it even smaller and you can become Rocky Balboa's trainer.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

What about the propeller? Does it mean anything?

[-] ploot 2 points 2 months ago

You just prefix "turbo" to whatever it would have been without.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Oh. Right, that makes sense.

[-] Jinni@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Can confirm, currently wearing a #4 beanie and I am looking for work.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

The fact the Forklift Operators are paid less then UX Designers is a crime against humanity.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

#4, also influencer.

[-] Shanedino@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

To some extent it's just a representation of people who wear a beanie for functionality vs looks.

[-] Xuderis@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Fun fact: rock climbers wear beanies to prevent them from falling.

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I wear a teeny weeny beany when I eat a tangeriney

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

flawlessly eating pomegranitites also good at suckin titties

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh snap, guess I am kitchen staff o7

[-] Zelaf@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

Why is this so accurate??

[-] Ponygirl42@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 months ago

Lol as a bartender I am clearly waaaaay lower on the so to-economic ladder.

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago

Where does one get a tiny beanie? Not because I'm a software engineer, but because it looks hilarious

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