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[-] salvaria 112 points 11 months ago

It would have cost you zero money not to post this

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 90 points 11 months ago
[-] errer@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago
[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 11 months ago

If this is what I do to internet strangers, imagine what I send my friends.

[-] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Thank you for not adding santorum to the board.

[-] devilish666@lemmy.world 87 points 11 months ago
[-] Banichan@dormi.zone 56 points 11 months ago
[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 19 points 11 months ago

Almost as cursed as my meme

[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

No, not even close

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago
[-] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

This brings me back! Aphex Twin will always be awesome. And super strange!

The music video for Windowlicker is a whole other kind of strange. Watch it.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 11 months ago

Come To Daddy as well.

I can't really remember the music, but the videos sure stick in the mind.

[-] nieceandtows@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago
[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 56 points 11 months ago
[-] SeekPie@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

Too many pixels, still too readable.

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 28 points 11 months ago

but is it better than fromunda cheese?

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Wait what's fromunda cheese?

[-] don@lemm.ee 41 points 11 months ago

It’s cheese fromunda the foreskin.

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 20 points 11 months ago

fromunda deeeeeez nuuutz

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It aint called dick cheese for nothing.
Pervs have a sophisticated pallet.

[-] Astronauticaldb@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Not the point exactly, by that's not Gouda on the left; it looks like a mix between Swiss and Sharp Cheddar with the rind still attached.

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 6 points 11 months ago

Gouda you know that its not having an identity crisis.

[-] RelativeArea0@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

That is some knowledge I wish I never learned.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago
[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 11 months ago

Oppenheimer is that you?

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Jesus fkn wept, is this real?

[-] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Yes, don't serve segma on a cheese board.

[-] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I mean... you don't know what I like, random Internet image!

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I thought it was a Smeg'ma' ballz joke, and i found that it is quite literally smeg'ma'ballz

[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Speak for yourself. 😜

Smeg on toast!

[-] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 months ago

Smegma, des schmeckt'ma.

[-] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

After learning that there are guys out there that don't clean their dicks and the amount of people here that know what smegma is making me concerned about other men

[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Hey! Speak for yourself! Some people like a little smegma on a cracker with a side of black caviar.

[-] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago
[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

It's true though, way too gamey.

[-] Boggy@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Had a friend that was convinced by another kid that smegma was the evolved form of magmar.

[-] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Well, duh! That's a waste of perfectly good smeg. You should put it in your "smoothie."

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