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[-] salvaria 126 points 5 months ago

Oh sure, when the cat walks into a house and wants to live there, they're all "omg it's so cute" and "let's go buy it food and a bed", but when I do it, they're all "who the hell are you?" and "leave or I'm calling the cops" :(

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 98 points 5 months ago

Have you tried meowing at them?

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 56 points 5 months ago

don't do this. it only made things escalate in my experience

[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 months ago

Marking your territory probably didn't help you either

[-] BleakBluets@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago

Don't pick a house with a dog next time.

[-] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 months ago

Have you tried UwU'ing at them?

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago

thats even worse why would you suggest that you trying to get me shot on sight?

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[-] elbucho@lemmy.world 95 points 5 months ago

Humans are just exceptionally weak to cute. If aliens ever show up and try to conquer us, we're going to be so screwed if they happen to be adorable.

[-] Arbiter@lemmy.world 43 points 5 months ago

Speak for yourself, I hope the furry aliens make me their pet.

[-] spechter@lemmy.ml 27 points 5 months ago

Well, I guess you're getting screwed anyways

[-] sleen@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 months ago

Maybe he likes getting screwed.

[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 months ago

I would love the life of a house pet as long as I can play video games instead of sleeping all the time.

We just collectively need to convince our new overlords that it’s enrichment and just let me keep it I already have it, and I’ll be totally friendly and compliant whenever you want, I can pause, it’s cool.

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[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 21 points 5 months ago

Even if they were horrors beyond our comprehension, a whole lot of people would be still be very sexually aggressive towards them.

[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 18 points 5 months ago

Honestly that may be what saves us. They try to manipulate us by being cute, we weird them out by being horny.

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

There's a Philip K Dick short story about this, "The war with the Fnools"

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago

If aliens turn up and they're like "Give me snacks. And a fluffy bed." I think we'd be like "...aight."

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 62 points 5 months ago

I never liked cats at all and one did exactly that. Stupid fuck make me fall absolutely in love with it too.

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Get another one from the shelter! They have much richer lives if they have another cat to interact with, even if they don't like each other.

Plus having two cats is getting yourself twice the cute and love for very little extra work.

Edit - doesn't this look great?

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 9 points 5 months ago

Be careful, it looks like they're trying to merge and create a Cat King in that first picture!

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[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 51 points 5 months ago

The fact that only two creature in this world that will approach another creature 10 times bigger than them just so they get adopted is pretty impressive. That's how i adopted my 4th cat, little baby dude just came out from under a car and yell at me until i pick him up.

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[-] Aeri@lemmy.world 42 points 5 months ago

That makes it sound like the cat domesticated humanity not "The cat self domesticated itself"

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 5 months ago

in reality it sure as fuck seems like humanity domesticated humanity, we have a lot of domesticated features like neotony (we look strikingly like chimpanzee children) and we're arguably the most ludicrously social species on earth.

the ironic thing is that cats aren't really very domesticated, they're inherently a social animal and happen to just sorta fit with how humans work.

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[-] nesc@lemmy.cafe 31 points 5 months ago

They are funny, don't really need a lot of space and training, and look pretty. Ofc I will go and by whatever.

[-] K9life@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago

Lost opportunity to say "I live here meow"

[-] brlemworld@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

I keep meowing at hot guys at the bar and none have taken me home yet 😭

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Meow at the moderately acceptably good (minus minus) looking and you may have some luck... but please don't get offended if we start pspspspsing you, it's just a reflex

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[-] yardy_sardley@lemmy.ca 24 points 5 months ago

Did cats domesticate humans, or did Toxoplasma gondii domesticate both of us?

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
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[-] buttfarts@lemy.lol 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

When I was a kid Mr Kitty unilaterally moved in despite belonging to the neighbors across the street and the stern objections of my father armed with a squirt gun.

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 19 points 5 months ago

They don't even meow to each other, just to humans. They know what they are about.

[-] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

No, they do sometimes. Some meow in greeting to each other, as seen on cat cams.

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[-] dumbass@leminal.space 17 points 5 months ago

I went to disagree untill I remembered there's a ginger cat that lives on my property that I feed sometimes

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[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"Everybody wants to talk about X, nobody wants to talk about Y".
That's not gaslighting, that's whataboutism.

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[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

I love all cats, and they are free to walk inside anytime they want. Just no fighting in the house.

[-] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

The cat that walked into my house and said "I live here meow."

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 months ago

Cats never domesticated themself, since ever they are specialists in domesticate humans, for commodity, not for need.

[-] StopTouchingYourPhone@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Spot on. Cats are the OG scientists who stuck around to see what they could make us do after they discovered monkeys gave good tummy rubs.

Yadda-yadda, we industrialize food production and build awesome cozy dens to live in, yadda-yadda, they're watching us burn the world like, "fascinating... now, can I make the monkey give me treats 2 minutes earlier than this time last week..."

Only reason they don't have us outright worshipping them is we tried it once or twice, but things got weird.

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