My wife doesn't like to be called madame, so I can her mad man. She actually prefers it.

I finally tried licking one recently, and it didn't taste like anything

My girlfriend had computer RAM in her purse. That is now why she is my wife.

Sounds like this brand name needs a new start.

A NEW START... Hmm...

I got it!

ANUSTART!

Me at the grocery store yesterday: "These cookies look delicious! And they're 90% off!"

Wife: "Those are lactation cookies..."

Me: "I didn't know that was a thing... They still look good though..."

All that fancy hardware in the pro, and only a handful of games will actually be "enhanced". Otherwise, it "may stabilize or improve the performance of supported PS4 and PS5 games."

Seems kind of a waste to me.

I went to an all-boys Catholic highschool. I had a teacher that was a Christian Brother. One day he had an argument with a classmate over how effective condoms were. He basically argued that condoms don't work. (Even arguing that a Ziploc bag couldn't keep semen from escaping.)

This teacher was pretty popular because he was a character, who'd sometimes make crude jokes.

After graduating, some friends and a I ran into him at a mall. He asked us "What are you guys up to? Picking up little girls?"

We laughed it off thinking he was still his same old jovial self.

Not long after, I heard that this same teacher had been arrested for being involved with minors. His "joke" that day seemed like some major projection.

This photo makes me legit nervous.

It's funny how I still think about this when I see this brand. I used to buy bags of their dry beans, but I now avoid them entirely.

One star off because the doctor is the one who hit them with a Mercedes

Hey, if Dreamcast calls, you better answer

Me reading the headline: "🙄 Who isn't making a mechanical keyboard these days..."

Me after looking at the pictures: "I...might want that..."