I found this sealed package of string cheese inside an old convention swag bag.
It is rock hard.
Moldly interesting
How does it taste?
Judging by the looks of it, bacon.
Cheese jerky!
It belongs in a museum!
So do you!
extra sharp
I'm not a paleontologist or anything but I'm pretty sure that's a fossil now. Congratulations!
SNAP INTO A SLIM J- oh. Oh god! What did I eat?!
Quite possibly your last meal.
You know you can't not dissect it now, right? The people (me) want to know if it's the same color all the way through or if it's got rings!
Ooh good call, OP please do this!
Stay posted...
Nicely aged
Aged to Perfection!
Hey! I just ate one of that brand of cheese stick like an hour ago!
Glad I could spare that lil guy from suffering this fate.
Pungent, with a deep moldy flavor and hints of pit sweat with a smooth slimy finish.
Eat it.
Hot.
You can't convince me this isn't a baguette
It is rock hard.
That's what she said.
I double dog dare you.
I'm not a paleontologist or anything but I'm pretty sure that's a fossil now. Congratulations!
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