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br(ule)itish (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 month ago by nicknonya to c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works
4 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23252685

show transcriptlil-shiro posts:
Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context
[screenshot of a twitter post]

Sandy Tragent posts:
Let's see your pictures of the real England that luckily still exists. I'll go first. Wiltshire.
[A picture of an old idyllic looking English town]

@C0LDREACTOR retweets:
[a photo of several storefronts on the street]
double greggs separated by a casino

[end of twitter screenshot]

cipherhunter replies:
[screenshot of a tumblr comment section]
asmadasthehatters comments:
Pop in for a cheeky sausage roll, chuck the month's council tax down hte shitter on the slots, celebrate with a second, cheekier sausage roll
Bangin'

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br(ule)itish (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 month ago by nicknonya to c/196
1 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23252685

show transcriptlil-shiro posts:
Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context
[screenshot of a twitter post]

Sandy Tragent posts:
Let's see your pictures of the real England that luckily still exists. I'll go first. Wiltshire.
[A picture of an old idyllic looking English town]

@C0LDREACTOR retweets:
[a photo of several storefronts on the street]
double greggs separated by a casino

[end of twitter screenshot]

cipherhunter replies:
[screenshot of a tumblr comment section]
asmadasthehatters comments:
Pop in for a cheeky sausage roll, chuck the month's council tax down hte shitter on the slots, celebrate with a second, cheekier sausage roll
Bangin'

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br(ule)itish (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 month ago by nicknonya to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
0 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23252685

show transcriptlil-shiro posts:
Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context
[screenshot of a twitter post]

Sandy Tragent posts:
Let's see your pictures of the real England that luckily still exists. I'll go first. Wiltshire.
[A picture of an old idyllic looking English town]

@C0LDREACTOR retweets:
[a photo of several storefronts on the street]
double greggs separated by a casino

[end of twitter screenshot]

cipherhunter replies:
[screenshot of a tumblr comment section]
asmadasthehatters comments:
Pop in for a cheeky sausage roll, chuck the month's council tax down hte shitter on the slots, celebrate with a second, cheekier sausage roll
Bangin'

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br(ule)itish (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by nicknonya to c/onehundredninetysix
5 comments fedilink

show transcriptlil-shiro posts:
Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context
[screenshot of a twitter post]

Sandy Tragent posts:
Let's see your pictures of the real England that luckily still exists. I'll go first. Wiltshire.
[A picture of an old idyllic looking English town]

@C0LDREACTOR retweets:
[a photo of several storefronts on the street]
double greggs separated by a casino

[end of twitter screenshot]

cipherhunter replies:
[screenshot of a tumblr comment section]
asmadasthehatters comments:
Pop in for a cheeky sausage roll, chuck the month's council tax down the shitter on the slots, celebrate with a second, cheekier sausage roll
Bangin'

71
damn (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 month ago by nicknonya to c/onehundredninetysix
1 comments fedilink
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polyrule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 month ago by nicknonya to c/onehundredninetysix
13 comments fedilink

show transcriptviciar posts:
still thinking about when i saw a girl on here with ~3 partners and one of them was a lesbian with a “MEN DNI” banner and one of them was a tboy with a “MEN DNI’ DNI” banner

raptorofwar replies:
[screenshot of tumblr tags]
#wolf goat and cabbage polycule

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caveman joke (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 month ago by nicknonya to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
8 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23128823

show transcriptsolarsyrup posted:
CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."

OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]

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caveman joke (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 month ago by nicknonya to c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works
1 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23128823

show transcriptsolarsyrup posted:
CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."

OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]

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caveman joke (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 month ago by nicknonya to c/onehundredninetysix
1 comments fedilink

show transcriptsolarsyrup posted:
CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."

OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]

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drulebian (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 month ago by nicknonya to c/onehundredninetysix
19 comments fedilink
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is it possible to root an android phone without having to use the volume buttons? (self.android)
submitted 1 month ago by nicknonya to c/android@lemmy.world
9 comments fedilink

i have an old samsung a8 that i want to try rooting on but the volume buttons are broken so i can't do the whole volume down + power button thing. is there a way to do it from PC or something?
i'm on linux mint if that changes anything

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"annoying my cat until he gives up the chair speedrun any% (WR)" (www.youtube.com)
submitted 2 months ago by nicknonya to c/aww@lemmy.world
1 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/21991696

the beast must be bothered

which could mean nothing by nicknonya in c/196
[-] nicknonya 68 points 4 months ago

hmm yes.. and they ought to be quick to dial in an emergency so maybe there should be a standardized short number just for them

also we should make them enormously racist

Withdrawal is going to make people go mad by nicknonya in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] nicknonya 69 points 5 months ago

what would the boston tea party equivalent for america be? dumping an entire mcdonalds worth in the sewers?

average programmerule by nicknonya in c/196
[-] nicknonya 69 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

uses sub instead of community

opinion invalidated, hounds released, house doxxed, feet leaked

when a wisdom based character rolls a nat 20 on intimidation by nicknonya in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
[-] nicknonya 69 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

the original is also funny

Antinatalism Rule by nicknonya in c/196
[-] nicknonya 68 points 9 months ago

you do understand that the joker is in the wrong here, right? like in this scene he's a mentally i'll man saying that killing people is funny.

if you genuinely believe that existence has an inherent negative value then i strongly suggest you seek help, and i don't mean that to be facetious. antinatalism is depression turned into a moral philosophy, it posits itself as a solution to suffering by offering an unrealizable future, but really it's an excuse to not even attempt to make the world better.

TIL about Roko's Basilisk, a thought experiment considered by some to be an "information hazard" - a concept or idea that can cause you harm by you simply knowing/understanding it by nicknonya in c/til@lemmy.world
[-] nicknonya 66 points 9 months ago

it has been said before and i'll say it again: Pascal's wager for tech bros

Heart Size by nicknonya in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[-] nicknonya 67 points 10 months ago

the continuation:

only as in free beer by nicknonya in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
[-] nicknonya 66 points 10 months ago

all beer is free if you can outrun the cops

free and open source GPU compiled by hands by nicknonya in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
[-] nicknonya 67 points 10 months ago

also doubles as an electrical fire generator, very versatile

action park rule by nicknonya in c/196
[-] nicknonya 70 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

in case the Wikipedia article is too hard to read:

in 1983 GAR built an enclosed water slide called the Cannonball Loop. This was not unusual for that time. In fact, the park already had several such slides. On this one, however, they decided to build a complete vertical loop at the end, similar to that of a roller coaster The resulting slide, called the "Cannonball Loop”. was so intimidating that employees have reported they were offered $100 (equivalent to $252 in 2021) to test it. Fergus. who described himself as "one of the idiots" who took the offer, said, "$100 did not buy enough booze to drown out that memory." The slide was open for only a month in 1985 before it was closed at the order of the state's Advisory Board on Carnival Amusement Ride Safety. a highly unusual move at the time. One worker told a local newspaper that "there were too many bloody noses and back injuries” from riders.|! Some early riders came back with lacerations to their bodies: when the ride was closed to determine what had caused therm. teeth that had fallen out were found lodged in the interior walls. A former Navy physician found that riders were experiencing as much as nine Gs of acceleration as they went through the loop.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes by nicknonya in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] nicknonya 68 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

what have i done

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes by nicknonya in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] nicknonya 66 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

first time i've not seen anyone mentioning horse cock under a vaush mention

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