[-] nicknonya 51 points 5 months ago

dunno why the screenshot cane out so shit this time

og post is here: https://www.tumblr.com/yekokataa/783531985151901696

[-] nicknonya 55 points 6 months ago

straight up the chargussy

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don't be vampirist (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 6 months ago by nicknonya to c/onehundredninetysix

show transcriptmysharona1987 posts:
[screenshot of a tweet]
@iamthedunce tweets:
Vampires don't live in castles, Count Dracula lived in a castle because he was a count, not because he was a vampire.

iamnmbr3 replies:
this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace

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i love the modern web (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 7 months ago by nicknonya to c/196

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23396300

show transcriptnickyflowers posts:

it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they're in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like "unalive" and "seggs" because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they're easier to market to

nickyflowers replies:
oh im sorry you're a trans adult? super ban. you are super banned for life. you have upset Visa's feelings. Mastercard is throwing up in the corner. how could you do this to Google Ads?

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i love the modern web (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 7 months ago by nicknonya to c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23396300

show transcriptnickyflowers posts:

it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they're in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like "unalive" and "seggs" because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they're easier to market to

nickyflowers replies:
oh im sorry you're a trans adult? super ban. you are super banned for life. you have upset Visa's feelings. Mastercard is throwing up in the corner. how could you do this to Google Ads?

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i love the modern web (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 7 months ago by nicknonya to c/onehundredninetysix

show transcriptnickyflowers posts:

it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they're in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like "unalive" and "seggs" because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they're easier to market to

nickyflowers replies:
oh im sorry you're a trans adult? super ban. you are super banned for life. you have upset Visa's feelings. Mastercard is throwing up in the corner. how could you do this to Google Ads?

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submitted 7 months ago by nicknonya to c/196

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23312757

show transcriptthedickcavettshow posts:
hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

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submitted 7 months ago by nicknonya to c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23312757

show transcriptthedickcavettshow posts:
hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

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submitted 7 months ago by nicknonya to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23312757

show transcriptthedickcavettshow posts:
hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

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submitted 7 months ago by nicknonya to c/onehundredninetysix

show transcriptthedickcavettshow posts:
hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

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br(ule)itish (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 7 months ago by nicknonya to c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23252685

show transcriptlil-shiro posts:
Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context
[screenshot of a twitter post]

Sandy Tragent posts:
Let's see your pictures of the real England that luckily still exists. I'll go first. Wiltshire.
[A picture of an old idyllic looking English town]

@C0LDREACTOR retweets:
[a photo of several storefronts on the street]
double greggs separated by a casino

[end of twitter screenshot]

cipherhunter replies:
[screenshot of a tumblr comment section]
asmadasthehatters comments:
Pop in for a cheeky sausage roll, chuck the month's council tax down hte shitter on the slots, celebrate with a second, cheekier sausage roll
Bangin'

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br(ule)itish (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 7 months ago by nicknonya to c/196

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23252685

show transcriptlil-shiro posts:
Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context
[screenshot of a twitter post]

Sandy Tragent posts:
Let's see your pictures of the real England that luckily still exists. I'll go first. Wiltshire.
[A picture of an old idyllic looking English town]

@C0LDREACTOR retweets:
[a photo of several storefronts on the street]
double greggs separated by a casino

[end of twitter screenshot]

cipherhunter replies:
[screenshot of a tumblr comment section]
asmadasthehatters comments:
Pop in for a cheeky sausage roll, chuck the month's council tax down hte shitter on the slots, celebrate with a second, cheekier sausage roll
Bangin'

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br(ule)itish (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 7 months ago by nicknonya to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23252685

show transcriptlil-shiro posts:
Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context
[screenshot of a twitter post]

Sandy Tragent posts:
Let's see your pictures of the real England that luckily still exists. I'll go first. Wiltshire.
[A picture of an old idyllic looking English town]

@C0LDREACTOR retweets:
[a photo of several storefronts on the street]
double greggs separated by a casino

[end of twitter screenshot]

cipherhunter replies:
[screenshot of a tumblr comment section]
asmadasthehatters comments:
Pop in for a cheeky sausage roll, chuck the month's council tax down hte shitter on the slots, celebrate with a second, cheekier sausage roll
Bangin'

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br(ule)itish (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by nicknonya to c/onehundredninetysix

show transcriptlil-shiro posts:
Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context
[screenshot of a twitter post]

Sandy Tragent posts:
Let's see your pictures of the real England that luckily still exists. I'll go first. Wiltshire.
[A picture of an old idyllic looking English town]

@C0LDREACTOR retweets:
[a photo of several storefronts on the street]
double greggs separated by a casino

[end of twitter screenshot]

cipherhunter replies:
[screenshot of a tumblr comment section]
asmadasthehatters comments:
Pop in for a cheeky sausage roll, chuck the month's council tax down the shitter on the slots, celebrate with a second, cheekier sausage roll
Bangin'

[-] nicknonya 53 points 11 months ago

did some digging and found a higher quality image:

and i think i found the artist, but i can't seem to find the original post unfortunately

[-] nicknonya 49 points 1 year ago

to start, i first found out what 9/11 was through memes

[-] nicknonya 55 points 1 year ago

obviously it's also a friendly smiley face

[-] nicknonya 53 points 1 year ago

the nazi occupation being notably bloodless and easy to get rid off..

[-] nicknonya 48 points 1 year ago

the american right thrives on propaganda and boy howdy do they have a lot of it.

Immigrants? simultaneously lazy welfare moochers and will steal all jobs forever

women? sluts with no self control that must abstain themselves always, except for you of course

queer people? pedophile groomers that hate you specifically

black people? Racism was solved 100 years ago according to these white guys! now they're claiming that it's systemic?!

Any and all political opponents? Corrupt. Monetarily? Characterally? Spiritually? yes.

[-] nicknonya 58 points 1 year ago

i like how each tube has an individual switch. for when you only want some cum

[-] nicknonya 50 points 1 year ago
[-] nicknonya 54 points 1 year ago

that thing has achieved a self sustained fusion reaction

[-] nicknonya 52 points 2 years ago

never doubt the power of the sonic fan

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