Nice gimmick. Counterpoint: this GIF of some giggly git giving a gilt gizzard and a large haggis to a giddy girl named Gidget. (GIF omitted because I made it tf up). Incidentally, not a single one of your examples included “gi” followed by “f”.

Incidentally, I pronounce it “jif”, I just think appealing to English as if it had actual rules is insane.

The DNC is Lucy 100% but Bernie is the football

Free speech is for nazis, as far as I can tell

Also in shitposts and comments, etc

I won’t be satisfied with anything less than a full disadulation

Oh bother

I’ll ride on the wing

None, it’d be my mom’s money

Xyzzy

Hey if you prefer they can be graphite-stained

Now whoever has the longest name has an advantage

I heard the poll result was Statey McStateface