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[-] dunz@feddit.nu 247 points 2 years ago
[-] msage@programming.dev 23 points 2 years ago

Yesterday this image randomly popped into my head.

Today I see it on Lemmy.

It's always hilarious.

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[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 207 points 2 years ago
[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 87 points 2 years ago

Congrats, you just entered the running to become the next CEO of Boeing. :-|

[-] Maeve@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago

CSX thanks you for taking the heat off them.

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 156 points 2 years ago
[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

he thinks exactly how a GOP canidate thinks about student loans, health care,..etc

[-] match@pawb.social 88 points 2 years ago

A trolley is heading towards 4 people. If you pull the switch, it will be diverted towards 1 person. Also, if you slip the switch by pulling it after the front wheels have passed but before back wheels do, it will probably come to a complete halt before hitting anyone, but there is a 20% chance that you'll fuck up and kill all 5 people. There are exits to the east, north, west, and south.

What will you do? _

[-] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 60 points 2 years ago
[-] match@pawb.social 70 points 2 years ago

To the north, you see a quaint downtown district that shows signs of recent renovation, and even more recent sudden collapse. A gastro-brewpub advertises trivia on Tuesdays. There are two bearded men sitting at an outdoor table with their beers, watching in rapt horror as the trolley speeds towards the people bound to the tracks.

You hear an emergency whistle from the trolley.

What do you do? _

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 years ago
[-] match@pawb.social 44 points 2 years ago

Immediately to your south are the trolley tracks. On your left, the tracks diverge, leading towards the desperate, pleading faces of the track-bound.

On the other side of the tracks is an old grain silo preserved by a historical society. It looks freshly painted in white. In the distance, you see a block of slot houses all looking the same.

A woman in designer yoga pants is walking a panicked-looking husky.

The emergency alarm of the trolley is blaring.

What do you do? _

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 years ago
[-] match@pawb.social 40 points 2 years ago

On the side of the grain house is the words "OLDE MILL" in four-meter-high block letters. The original silo dates back to the late 1880s when the town was originally founded, before it was absorbed into the greater city metro. There's a memorial plaque at the base, but you can't read it because it's on the other side of the tracks, and also because the speeding tram is in the way.

You expect that they may add a new memorial plaque after today.

The emergency alarms are blaring. There are screams ahead on the track.

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 12 points 2 years ago
[-] match@pawb.social 18 points 2 years ago

You can't get ye flask.

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[-] Davel23@fedia.io 21 points 2 years ago
[-] match@pawb.social 26 points 2 years ago

Saved to slot 1. Name this save?

[-] Bahnd@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

Kant-stop-me-now-2024-4-8.trolly

[-] match@pawb.social 17 points 2 years ago

Saved as Kant-stop-me-now-2024-4-8.trolley.

To the north, you see a quaint downtown district that shows signs of recent renovation, and even more recent sudden collapse. A gastro-brewpub advertises trivia on Tuesdays. There are two bearded men sitting at an outdoor table with their beers, watching in rapt horror as the trolley speeds towards the people bound to the tracks.

You hear an emergency whistle from the trolley.

What do you do? _

[-] Natanael@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 years ago

Throw a wrench at the wheel. I don't think my aim is good today though, but it got quite the speed

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[-] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

I would say an 80% chance of killing anyone is preferable to a 100% chance.

[-] jsomae@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago

This. On average it's the same number of deaths, but there's also the 80% chance to avoid the guilt of killing anyone. The guilt of killing 5 people is presumably not 5 times worse than the guilt of killing 1 person.

[-] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Look at the wheels to check for bogies. A train or tram without bogies will come to a stop. One with bogies will multi-track drift until the tracks get too far apart.

[-] match@pawb.social 22 points 2 years ago

The tram is a low-floor streetcar and you cannot see the wheels from where you are. You identify it as a Flexity from some time after 2021.

You hear an emergency alarm from the Flexity streetcar.

What do you do? _

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[-] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 53 points 2 years ago

Congratulations, the trolley has derailed, crashing into the ground between the two groups of tied up people. All the passengers inside the trolley are now dead.

[-] uis@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago

All the passengers inside the trolley are now dead.

Why? Trolley derailment is harmless for passangers.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

The trolley is the bus from Speed.

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[-] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

...what did you think was going to happen when it went over the people tied to the tracks? That would most certainly also end in derailment.

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[-] 30p87@feddit.de 34 points 2 years ago

Nah, it will drift and take out everyone.

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 years ago

That’s a 2x score modifier

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[-] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Deja vu" soundtrack starts playing

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[-] starstorm_x1@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago

Sometimes, you just need to Kobayashi Maru the situation when you feel like you're faced with a "no-win" scenario like this

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 years ago

im just trying to figure out why theres a picture of a railroad switch in this meme.

The railroad switch is fine, working as intended even. Nothing changed, as far as it's concerned at least.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There are people on the trolley too. Be unbroken.

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 12 points 2 years ago

How many people were inside the trolly though, and would die if it derailed?

[-] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

They would only die if it crashed/tipped over. The image says the train would stop safely, so I assume the friction and center of mass are low enough to prevent it from tipping.

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[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago

This has always been my option. Derail the train, if there is a moral choice it is to do everything you can to stop the trolley and failing that is the only guiltless choice.

If you tried a third option over the two choices given then you can't feel guilty if the third option doesn't work.

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