as of right now the second xkcd you linked is in an identical format to the newest xkcd. Not relevant to the post, just think it's cool

...oh

I mean, there are proven negative physical and mental effects to being overweight. None apply to everyone but in general being a healthy weight is, well, healthier

Walter's vote will be worth the same as yours once he's older, and there's nothing wrong with that

Saw the title and was like 'haha funny, imagine'. Then 'wait, it's not satire??'

'bone petite' these people aren't REAL

...a mass shooting that took place LESS THAN A DECADE AGO

i've literally never seen 'systemctrl'? it's always ctl for the command-line utilities

yay, drunk driving and no seatbelt for a double 'fuck myself and everyone else' combo

Elon Musk is a parody of himself

nope, it's 17.5. and also 16.

pls stop speaking