You're a silver linings kind of guy. 🙂

Zuck did a bunch of jujitsu and got a bit buff, Bezos also worked out hardcore after his divorce when he started cheating with his current fiancé who was a trainer.

They just kinda don't give a shit about us. That's what they got wrong with every billionaire except lex luthor.

He and musk/trump are very similar. Except Lex is a super genius and trump would need it to be February in Canada to claim his IQ is as high as the room temperature.

Lex is a narcissist, through and through. Change superman with Obama and you've pretty much nailed it. He's even obsessed with going bald like a certain orange turd.

While funny, they are currently sanctioned, so Tariffs don't really apply yet. When donny removes those sanctions though? How much you want to bet they conveniently forget to update their tariff list to include Russia?

And your body has about 50 things wrong with it you need to maintain somehow

The fax received would have been a great historical artifact.

Wonder how they'd preserve the heat paper.

I mean, at most he was in the hospital for about 6 months. At most. Nobody's keeping you there without going home longer than that unless you're in a coma.

So he's either 77, or 78, but I can easily see this happening. I've seen 60+ year olds in construction pretty much daily.

Rhyming here, but yeah, basically.

They started deporting and when countries stopped taking the "undesirables", they concentrated them in a few camps and then they decided that killing them was the same as keeping them alive.

We're not there yet, but this administration just rhymed "Nazi" with "Natsi" thinking they were clever by using the phonetic pronunciation and nobody would notice.

Narrator: "They listened to him."

Just a minor correction: There is no herpes vaccine. It's the HPV vaccine you're thinking of.

Would be nice to get a herpes vaccine, but they're not there yet.

It's a little sexual. But just a little.

I like the subtle use of the two different color backgrounds to indicate a frame/perspective shift from within the same room. Well done.

I work in the library system. This is so stupid and will do so much damage. Fuck musk and trump. Fuck them in their traitor nazi fascist narcissistic stupid face.

Edit: is there some sort of pro trump/musk bot that just goes around downvoting anything negative said about them or something?