Maybe you aren't that good at writing code

Hey you're from Indiana too! I've noticed Kroger's the worst about this, Meijer is usually lower. Shop Aldi then Meijer if you can.

It's really the perfect life. I want nothing more than to be a little man faffing about all day

I just hear it when my parents start ranting about how horrible the millennials are, without realizing both their children are millennials.

Ah, the good ol' days.

Jacking off. I'm really good at it and have a lot to share, but every time I've tried the police get called.

Let them. Let republicans sue and drive the youth vote away further, let loan servicers emphasize how fucking ghoulish they actually are. Let it fuel actual legislation to change this shit.

Indiana you don't have room to talk. And I should know, I live in Indiana.

They're trying to hint that if you had a better tractor, you'd be getting more action

no thank you

It's the entire reason I have Internet access