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No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit (theonion.com)

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[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

I had to go through airport security recently. It was utterly surreal to have her racist ass telling me a god damned thing from 20 screens at once.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

Wait....what?

[-] projectmoon@forum.agnos.is 6 points 23 hours ago

Probably some announcement on a loop that they usually have at airports about what to do at security. Although I have no idea why the Secretary of Homeland Security would need to be on one of those videos, or what she would even be saying. Probably something fascist.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 20 hours ago

....something something Big Brother.

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