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No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit (theonion.com)
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[-] chebur54@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Cause she always wanted to work as a stripper but ended up on another dirty position in politics. Old habits or fetish most likely.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 21 points 20 hours ago

I had to go through airport security recently. It was utterly surreal to have her racist ass telling me a god damned thing from 20 screens at once.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 15 hours ago

Wait....what?

[-] projectmoon@forum.agnos.is 6 points 13 hours ago

Probably some announcement on a loop that they usually have at airports about what to do at security. Although I have no idea why the Secretary of Homeland Security would need to be on one of those videos, or what she would even be saying. Probably something fascist.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 10 hours ago

....something something Big Brother.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 14 points 18 hours ago

Damn. I ate that headline.

[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 20 hours ago

It was decided in the morning "Melania Clones" group chat.

this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2025
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