I'll have to check them out and see if they're any good

Sounds like a good name for a metal band

It's not even superstars, basically every artist that's released any amount of music and is popular enough to tour internationally gets the same issue

You're intentionally misrepresenting the situation so it fits your narrative.

Alexisonfire - average monthly streamers 1 million. Sold out instantly cause bots.

Spoilers: it's not going to

The point is that it means nothing, the joke is the fact that George Lucas name his characters nonsense names

That's only true in America, where your Health and Safety Standards are shit.

Might be true in parts of Africa and China too, along with other places with a bad standard of human rights.

Trying to turn every computer into just a dummy terminal that accesses a cloud server, rather than using the local resources

You can, and plenty do

Healthy Hobbies instead of Gym - stuff that's actually fun for me instead of just a chore

In my case, Sport Climbing and Yoga

Funny thing is, only about 5-10 years ago, the UK government was trying to do "ALL FOSS EVERYWHERE"

But the pushback from old fogies unwilling to change was so hard that they basically did like one department (Department of Work and Pensions) before they rolled it back.

It did save that one department a lot of money though.

I'm going for this is a parody, but I could be wrong

May he burn in hell