if my skirt isn’t longer than my dong i won’t wear it

FLARED. BASE.

At 30kph, a pedestrian hit by a car survives 90% of the time.

At 50kph, it’s 50/50 if a pedestrian dies.

At 70kph, it’s 90/10 dead body.

As someone in that lucky 10%, I’m all for more enforcement of speed limits.

I want to be just slightly above average in everything I do without needing training, but I can only achieve that level of slightly above average at whatever I do.

Don’t worry.

No catgirl’s gonna get anywhere near the fetid odour of RMS.

Don’t ask me why I know it.

Tax treaties exist between the US and many countries, primarily in Western Europe, to reduce double taxation.

“Rich through failure” describes a lot of manchildren.

ok yes

but also YES

Still don’t know why he’s being charged.

I have hard evidence he was smoking weed with Tupac and me in a nonextraductable country.

He was chilling with me, hanging by the sea, in a country with no extradition treaty.

He’s already on a path to martyrdom.

They kill him, 100 more will take his place.