We have built within us a need to fight for survival. Natural selection has bred us to constantly be fighting for the top. When we get there we have no idea what to do with it.

We need something to fight against, that's why we all love under dog stories.

Shit, I'm sorry. I had close to 1m before I bailed. It was all quality comment karma though. I just have no life.

The one in the water should be on fire.

Billionaires should not exist, by any means necessary.

Is that doofus wearing a hat with his own signature?

Are you lost?

If I can figure out how to slap someone over tcp the internet might become usable again.

Should have said yes and then marked them up 1000%

I spent the last decade or so trying to convince these nimrods, but they need to learn the hard way apparently.

Probably the most versatile food as well.

Probably mostly restaurants right now.

You're not wrong, I'm just going to fix something.

Other countries: "No. Thank you." 🤭🖕🤭🖕🤭🖕