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[-] Walk_blesseD 8 points 2 hours ago
[-] branno@lemm.ee 56 points 6 hours ago

So he married someone that was here illegally, but voted for a guy that promised to deport all illegal aliens.

How fucking stupid are Trump voters?

[-] thepresentpast@lemm.ee 30 points 6 hours ago

Probably figured they could get married real quick and everything would be fine, "Trump's only going after the thieves and rapists".

[-] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 14 points 4 hours ago

A former acquaintance asked me to sponsor her husband of a couple months because they weren't getting anywhere in his immigration and his visa had expired. She was extremely delusional about the entire process

[-] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 11 points 5 hours ago

I spent the last decade or so trying to convince these nimrods, but they need to learn the hard way apparently.

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 28 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

"I didn't know how it was going down"

Trump told you exactly how he was going to do it. You dismissed it as "he's just joking/being sarcastic"

Trump's opponents warned you exactly how he was going to do it. You dismissed it as a "Witch hunt".

People who voted for Trump are either naive wishful thinkers and/or just downright horrible people.

[-] Aliktren@lemmy.world 62 points 7 hours ago

You won, get over it

[-] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 73 points 7 hours ago

“I thought they were only going to go after and hurt the people that I hate!”, cries dumbass.

[-] NJSpradlin@lemmy.world 28 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

First they came for the ‘illegal aliens/immigrants’ that I didn’t like.

Then they came for my wife.

Edit: my ex-wife is Puerto Rican, I’m curious to see how this administration handles the country, citizens from it, and formerly US married foreigners (especially if they designate PRs as foreigners in the event that they abandon the colony for their independence).

[-] SouthFresh@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

They’ll just toss some paper towels in the general direction

[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago

At some point dumbass has to realize they hate everyone that isn't one of like 8 billionaires.

[-] DougHolland@lemmy.world 40 points 6 hours ago

Stop saying 'detained'. The word is imprisoned.

[-] MiniMoose4Free@lemm.ee 8 points 3 hours ago

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 33 points 6 hours ago

The only moral ~~abortion~~ immigrant wife is my ~~abortion~~ immigrant wife.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

The only moral abortion immigrant wife is my abortion immigrant wife.

The only moral ~~abortion~~ ~~immigrant wife~~ critique of power is my ~~abortion~~ ~~immigrant wife~~ critique of power.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

I don't get it

[-] tonytins@pawb.social 13 points 7 hours ago

We've been telling ya' for years, years now.

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