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[-] missandry351@lemmings.world 16 points 3 hours ago

The Alabama jokes write themselves

[-] Makhno@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago

Ah, a fake article that is a loose excuse to bully people who may have disabilities.

Very cool

[-] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 4 points 4 hours ago

Are you lost?

[-] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Keep up the good fight

[-] NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 hours ago

What the fediverse

[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 128 points 8 hours ago
[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 1 hour ago

Aww... Thanks for posting the truth, but I'm devastated.

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 points 30 minutes ago

You can make up for it by having sex with your cousin.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 8 points 6 hours ago

Judging by their mugshots, they were perpetuating a longstanding family tradition

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago

Gotta keep it in the family

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Seven generations of uninterrupted fetal alcohol syndrome.

They certainly look like stereotypical alabamanians

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 18 points 8 hours ago
[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 16 points 9 hours ago

What in the ass backwards Ricky Bobby done got here

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 9 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

European here. And I'm afraid to ask but morbid curiosity is winning over fear. But... can someone explain me what ~~is~~ went wrong here? My brain shutdown.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 19 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)
  • They're closely related
  • They were having public sex
  • They refused to stop
  • It was during a funeral
  • The funeral was for their shared grandmother
[-] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 8 hours ago

Cousins are not supposed to reproduce.

Having sex at a funeral is usually seen as disrespectful.

[-] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 9 points 8 hours ago

This is a big world, people's customs vary, and I'm not one who expects everyone to follow my moral judgements, but "COUSINS ARRESTED AFTER REFUSING TO STOP HAVING SEX DURING FUNERAL CEREMONY" doesn't throw up any red flags for you?

Not trying to dunk, more wondering whether I'm missing dry humor or a language barrier.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 hours ago

Is this sort of thing common in Europe?

[-] missandry351@lemmings.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Only for royals the commoners have a bit more braincells

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago

Have you not seen the past European royalty?

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

GOOD point.

Behold the master race:

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 hours ago

I also live in Europe and where I live it's not common

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago

Alabama has a famous stereotype of people there being very incestuous

[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

They are cousins. States in the deep south, such as Alabama, are stereotyped as being very redneck and open to incest. And then stories like this pop up it fits every stereotype.

[-] Turret3857@infosec.pub 1 points 8 hours ago

incest at your grandmas funeral

[-] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 6 points 8 hours ago

Grams wanted her funeral to be celebration of life...a lewd, disgusting, cousin-fucking celebration.

[-] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

Saving this thread so I can see all the alabummer roasts

GBO

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.org 5 points 8 hours ago

Damn prudes never let people have fun!

[-] Bonus@lemm.ee 3 points 8 hours ago

Yeah! I'm gonna fuck all y'all!

[-] LouNeko@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Baseball, huh?

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