Cold take, I know, but I think FFVIIR is a falsely advertised sequel.

I don't know if I'd quite go that far, but VIII is hella underrated.

When you see some bars or a broken door that you could very easily crouch or sidle through

I still think it's wild how he died and we just have a different O'Brien for the rest of the series.

Well, now we hope they don't cancel this one too.

I praise DS2 for going in a slightly different direction than "DS1 cycle forever, nothing matters". Also, somehow, Elden Ring had worse balance and bosses than DS2.

And Jesus is an incarnation/aspect of God (at least in the version I'm most familiar with), right? It's some kinda bizarre circle

Maybe take a step back and think on that comment again.

Like, I don't worship the man, but this reeks of propaganda.

What's the deal with the edit? Was that you, OP?

Epic Killer Queen prank

Yet it is the government. It just has a few snazzy brand names.