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Natural bidet (lemmy.ca)

submitted 4 months ago by Kurtagag@lemmy.ca to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[-] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 4 months ago

If you time it right enough it'll put the turd right back where it came from

[-] dontpanic 37 points 4 months ago

I don’t like how put that thing back where it came from or so help me 🎶 just pooped into my head.

[-] Enzy@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago

Bom, bom, bom, bom...

[-] match@pawb.social 5 points 4 months ago

so help me!

[-] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 4 months ago

poop is a palindrome

[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 43 points 4 months ago

You haven't truly shit until you've had your ass cleaned by Poseidon

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 4 months ago

Poseidon's ~~kiss~~ fist

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Everyone needs a good fisting from Poseidon at least once.

[-] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 months ago

Good old ocean spray

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

At some point on the sliding scale of bidet force, they become enemas.

[-] HertzDentalBar 4 points 4 months ago

Wait that's not what a bidet is for?

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

I won't tell you how to live your life.

[-] vatlark@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

!lemmySilver

[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 9 points 4 months ago

More like natural enema

[-] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

More bacteria for your gut biome!

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 4 points 4 months ago

Helps reduce testicle size.

[-] spinne@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Poseidon's rimjob

[-] LaoisheFu@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Is this Ireland?

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Natural colonic more like

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

And one confused fish

[-] Souroak@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 months ago

These toilets enter a cleaning cycle every high tide.

[-] InfiniteHench@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Organic bidets are the only way to travel

[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 2 points 4 months ago

bracing

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The sea was angry that day my friends

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

If they empty straight into the sea then why even build the outhouse? They could just have people go on the rocks

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

I’d certainly appreciate even minimal protection from the elements while I’m pinching one off.

[-] vatlark@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

!lemmySilver

this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2025

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