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Natural bidet (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 week ago by Kurtagag@lemmy.ca to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[-] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 1 week ago

If you time it right enough it'll put the turd right back where it came from

[-] dontpanic 37 points 1 week ago

I don’t like how put that thing back where it came from or so help me 🎶 just pooped into my head.

[-] Enzy@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago

Bom, bom, bom, bom...

[-] match@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago

so help me!

[-] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 1 week ago

poop is a palindrome

[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 43 points 1 week ago

You haven't truly shit until you've had your ass cleaned by Poseidon

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 1 week ago
[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Everyone needs a good fisting from Poseidon at least once.

Good old ocean spray

[-] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 week ago

There are pit toilets up in the Rocky Mountains at parks that have a vent pipe up above them.

Well, when the wind is blowing around 9,000+ft above sea level, (which is frequent) you get a blast of cold mountain air up your rump, like a York Peppermint Patty of freshness. It is quite an indescribable experience.

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago

That sounds... BRISK.

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Also at the AMC huts up in the Presidential range of New Hampshire. If you stay overnight in winter, there is no lingering on the pot.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

At some point on the sliding scale of bidet force, they become enemas.

[-] HertzDentalBar 4 points 1 week ago

Wait that's not what a bidet is for?

I won't tell you how to live your life.

[-] vatlark@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

!lemmySilver

[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 9 points 1 week ago
[-] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

More bacteria for your gut biome!

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 4 points 1 week ago

Helps reduce testicle size.

[-] spinne@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Poseidon's rimjob

[-] Souroak@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

These toilets enter a cleaning cycle every high tide.

[-] LaoisheFu@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Is this Ireland?

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

And one confused fish

[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago
[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The sea was angry that day my friends

[-] InfiniteHench@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Organic bidets are the only way to travel

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

If they empty straight into the sea then why even build the outhouse? They could just have people go on the rocks

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

I’d certainly appreciate even minimal protection from the elements while I’m pinching one off.

[-] vatlark@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

!lemmySilver

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