I once ordered a Reuben at a deli and they made with coleslaw instead of sauerkraut. I said that is not a Reuben and I'm not paying for it.

Isn't that just present day Republicans?

Neat, but this thing is a Hexacopter as it has 6 propellers, not 8.

Bees also get drunk off fermented fruit, and they are mean ass drunks. Source: I grew up on an apple farm.

Man that's a really huge window he fell out of...

Make Attorneys Get Attorneys

If you ever bring fresh fruit home and notice a few fruit flies in your house, guess where those came from...

Also, having grown up on an apple farm, I can tell you for sure, washing fruit as soon as you bring it home strips off the fine coating of natural wax and makes the fruit spoil more quickly. Its fine to wash just before you eat it, but washing it out of pure OCD is a good way to spoil fresh fruit.

Bread and circuses

Exactly! Flying cars sound neat in scifi, but in reality they are fucking loud and require 10x as much fuel or energy to transport the same people or goods. Just imagine the constant screaming noise overhead and if you think people drive like idiots now, just wait till they have to drive in 3 dimensions. No thanks!

OP I think you spelled idiots wrong.

They could have easily sent a robot down and watched from the support vessel and gotten a better experience with cameras and big 4k screens with no risk.