Yeah, they've for sure got it pinned to the notice board in their lunch room for the lolz.

That's a sanga

The Force Awakens was good

I miss when Cortana was Cortana.

Yep, last usage I remember was on Revan.

"Pierrot and the cat" by Theophile Steinlen

Pesto pasta.

1. Cook a packet of pasta and drain

2. Put in a bottle of pesto

Done.

Simple: bucket of lava, bucket of water, repeat.

If you're not getting good results, have you tried Ocr asegontorrittln the image first?