It is just a pun on "bat man".

Adapt and come up with stuff on the fly? If by that you mean TPK when so much as a single dice roll diverges from my meticulously crafted grand plan, then I may be the greatest DM of all time.

I feel like you're forgetting the market segment of high-end wired headphones. Your point about wireless headphones sounding better confused me because of this.

Are we sure this isn't satire?

Rabbits breed like crazy and multiply fast. Rabbits have been associated with fertility for centuries in pagan traditions. The rabbit is the symbol of the germanic pagan goddess of Spring and fertility, Eostre. I suspect there is a connection here.

No, it isn't.

There is noodd.

A little bit. Different groups might engage more with different aspects of my personality, so I find myself naturally emphasizing different parts of myself accordingly. Code switching isn't that unusual, I don't think.

I agree it's easy now. For non-technical people who aren't interested in tech, even that would be too much. They're not building their own computers, and prebuilts almost always come with Windows. Going out of their way at all and learning to switch from Windows, which works fine for their needs, to something else doesn't make sense to them.

Google tells me you're the one who has them backwards. Here's an article from Carnegie Natural History Museum explaining the difference.

Artificially bricked?! Who the hell keeps giving Viagra to trains? Evil bastards.