all american presidents are the same guy to me im european

is that the fucking bill clinton toy next to astolfo and mystery jar

if you have anal sex the evil goblins that HATE anal sex will come in an attempt to interrupt it. its the untold, unwritten rule.

one of the first people to misspell "a"

need giant orc boyfriend that wears dresses and wields a battleaxe

games should look like they were made for the ps2 or else im not buying

the solution is to become gayer.

ALFRED THE BAT-TRAMPOLINE IS 100% NECESSARY FOR MY DAILY CRIME-FIGHTING EXPLOITS

fact of the day: all trans people have fungus in brain

jetstream sam is a power bottom

any objections?

you know, we all have our lives, we all are individuals but.. in the grand scheme of things, at the scale of the universe, we are SO FUCKIN HUGE GOD DAMN!!! I AM 500 LIGHT YEARS TALL

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