This is priceless!
For those unfamiliar, the Shirren are a race from Starfinder who recently escaped from a hivemind, and are now addicted to choice.
I PROBABLY SHOULD'VE LOOKED UP THE QUOTE WHEN I MADE THIS, BUT I AM FUCKIN' DISORGANIZED AS SHIT AND WAS BUSY SUPLEXING A SAHUAGIN WEARING A BOLO TIE WHEN I SHOULD HAVE BEEN PROOFREADING FOR ACCURACY! YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WAS WEARING THE BOLO TIE, YOU OR THE SAHUAGIN? ANSWER: YES!
God, can you imagine what a nightmare it would be to play D&D with the Warners? Though as long as you just went with the flow, it'd probably be fine; they only really harass people who are too stuck up.
The song is The Impossible Dream from Man of La Mancha. Amazing song, and I recommend any LG paladin fan listen to it.
I particularly enjoy the Himedere approach, but only because it makes their victory at the end that much more satisfying if I do it right.
It is a US thing, although exaggerated for comedy. At least when I was in retail, I did several of those things.
Man, those two are just so cute together!
Obligatory "...but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards!"
Always loved this one.
For those unfamiliar with the Dead Alewives skit this is referencing, it's funny as hell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-leYc4oC83E
Always geek the mage first.
This entire storyline is adorable.
She is adorable.
I'm aware monk isn't really great for "insane builds," but I thought it was funny.
"Well, after I accidentally snapped my last boyfriend's dick in half with my ass cheeks, I decided to expand my horizons!"
I'm sorry, if the bandits didn't want to get killed, they shouldn't have jumped adventurers. I'm sorry if they had a home life, but it's not my fault my group defended itself.